See this guy? Yeah…. this one.
Don’t let that sweet face fool you. This guy is a stinker.
The other night we were in bed, winding down and it was HOT. Hot hot hot. Our downstairs has usually cooled down by bedtime but upstairs has been a solid 80 degrees at bedtime. So, I’m sprawled out, sweating and generally complaining because I’m so hot. I think he’s rolling over to kiss me good night when I feel this cold liquid all over my back. HE POURED WATER ON ME. I jump up and yelped, “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!” I’m annoyed but I’m also trying to dang hard not to laugh. This is NOT ok, ok? But it was funny. I can admit it. His reason?
“You said you were hot”
Yes. Yes I did. But it did mean he had to sleep with my set of sheets and blankets which were now nice and damp.